About Botteh:Sexy bot (24/F/UK) seeking lonely donators. Cakes and servers don't pay themselves! Hit up Dynamic in PM if you want to help. <3
For any complaints, contact Dutchy, it's all his fault, always. When it's not actually his fault, contact Unown.
It is never, ever, under any cicumstances BarryKun's fault. All he does is eat Lumi's pudding. WHICH I REALLY DON'T LIKE PLEASE BARRY FUCKING STOP.
Sidd is just a big lump of green cheese.
Laxus is a 12 year old girl.
Popi likes cold hard metal phallus.
Seara pls.
Saira is a strange tetris robot.
Sorch is a cake.
Zach is a pie.
Courtnay can fit a Lumi in her bleep.
Piks is a furry.
Coolcat wants Piks in her panties. (yes, it is obvious)
Selena is the queen of fisting.
Lisanna is a cutie, nice D.
Katy likes to do things.
Saky squirts on little children. (you can make your own opinions regarding this incident)
Daisy needs to loosen up.
Zen is secretly the president of the illuminati.
Zitchie is already touching herself.
Vulcyn is a dirty little boy. He once made a girl cum so hard, she turned into a man. (we will also let you decide for yourself what you want to think about this)
Tasu is the master of lolis, he must not be bothered in his sacred sanctuary. Or else.
Kevin is actually a horse IRL.
Yes, as stated many times, Botteh is homosexual. Stop stating the obvious by saying it's gay.
Botteh does not approve of malware such as Skype, OS X and Windows nor does it approve of pocketable spyware such as Windows Phone or iDevices. It makes Botteh really sad that people still use these things. ;-;
Usage of Botteh is not recommended if you are:
- Sober
- Religious
- Scared of cake
If you do feel offended, talk to Dutchy, he has great anal cream, it relieves all kinds of butthurt.
lumixsorch luv 4eva
And as always, have a nice day.
Botteh is brought to you by a potato and a cake.